My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..
What’s next pizza delivery hitmen
When I was injured, I told he delivery guy (also Domino’s) that I couldn’t move fast, so I would leave the door open and the money on the bench by the door… He did more than that. He came in, shouted for me, asked where I was, and BROUGHT THE PIZZA UPSTAIRS TO ME (I was sitting partway down the stairs making my way down)
Tbh one could only do that if you really know your local Domino’s, lol… But they’re really chill and often know i make late orders
please watch your language when you talk about children. they are not animals, they are not natural disasters, they are not evil little monsters, they’re just tiny people who are 100% dependent on the adults in their lives and i find it disturbing that people think it’s hilarious and cute to talk about how much they hate them
When Marvel wants you to play the lead in Guardians of the Galaxy you get ripped. Chris Pratt one year ago compared to now.
Now, how many horrible questions do you think he’s going to get about what foods he misses, or how hard it was to be able to fit into his costume?
not entirely true though. he was asked what he cut out of his diet to get that fit, and he spoke the truth
Actually he’s gotten the diet question pretty frequently from what I’ve seen (I’ve seen at least three separate interviews where he’s answering that) and he’s getting the “does the wife like you better ripped or not” question frequently too where you can tell the anticipated answer is “she loves it” (spoiler alert: she likes him fluffy rather than built). Pratt has stood out some because he hasn’t played the “oh I love working out and the gym” game that so many actors do when asked to get extremely fit. You might hear a few grumble about the diet change (Sebastian was actually a little more vocal than most because he was pretty loathe to give up pasta and alcohol and the Dane Dehan story about crying over a burger is hilarious), but not many have addressed it with a flat out “I was MISERABLE and I hate this” like Chris Pratt has.
While I grasp that the pressure is on women much more than men when it comes to image, let’s not ignore the fact that body image in general is something Hollywood is just fixated on.